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Fresh Funk
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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs

Jul 04 - Aug 08, 2025

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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

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Fresh Funk

Origin Story

Fresh Funk emerged from the legendary summer of '85 when a newcomer to the local arcade discovered an old, forgotten rhythm game tucked behind the popular cabinets. Despite lacking the technical skills of seasoned players, their uninhibited dancing and experimental button combinations created entirely new sound patterns that had the whole arcade grooving to their unique beat. This moment of pure, unfiltered creativity became the essence of Fresh Funk - proving that sometimes the most memorable performances come from those brave enough to dance to their own rhythm.

Properties

Fresh Funk pulses with an ever-changing aurora of neon colors that shift and flow like a living lava lamp crossed with a spectrum analyzer. Its form seems to dance even when stationary, with ribbons of electric pink, lime green, and sunset orange weaving through its core in unpredictable patterns. The entity emanates a subtle but infectious bass line that makes nearby objects vibrate slightly, and its surface occasionally flickers with retro equalizer bars that respond to ambient sounds and emotions.

Role

Fresh Funk serves as the championship's reminder that innovation often comes from inexperience and that the most memorable moments arise when players embrace experimentation over perfection. It manifests during moments when competition becomes too rigid or serious, encouraging participants to rediscover the joy of play and the value of bringing fresh perspectives to traditional approaches.

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