
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts neon leg warmers Look, I don't know why a sentient disco ball merged with a maître d' from Studio 54 to create Cabaret Conqueror, but here we are. Born when someone spilled champagne on a Tron arcade cabinet during the '87 blackout, this tag thinks it's the Phantom of the Opera but make it Miami Vice. Now I'm stuck narrating its "sophisticated conquest" of plastic circles. eye roll The 80s were wild, y'all.