
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch So apparently in '87, some dude literally SHIMMERED so hard during a solo that the universe went "yeah, that's a whole vibe" and manifested tag #68. Like Ziggy Stardust meets disc golf, but make it Miami Vice. I'm contractually obligated to tell you his sequined jacket created "elite romantic disc golf entertainment." Sure, Jan. Anyway, now I have to narrate this glitter bomb's journey through time. synth solo intensifies