Jul 04 - Aug 08, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the legendary 1987 Sunset Wine & Disc Championship, where an elite player's victory toast with premium rosé became the standard for romantic tournament celebrations. The regent emerged when that same player established the protocol that all serious romantic competitors must demonstrate wine-pairing sophistication alongside their athletic prowess during twilight rounds.
Manifests as an elegant crystal wine glass filled with shimmering rosé that reflects sunset colors, crowned with a delicate golden circlet embedded with amber gems. The wine never empties and maintains perfect temperature, while the crystal emanates a soft pink-gold glow that intensifies during twilight hours. When touched, it imparts knowledge of proper romantic etiquette and wine-pairing wisdom essential for sophisticated courtship.
Presides over the most refined romantic tournaments during golden hour, ensuring that higher-rated players demonstrate both athletic excellence and cultivated romantic sophistication. Acts as the ultimate arbiter of romantic elegance, appearing only when competitors must prove their worthiness through displays of refined taste and courtship mastery.
adjusts shoulder pads Oh, you want to know about the Rosé Regent? Fine. Picture this: 1987, some hotshot wins a tourney and instead of a normal trophy, they toast with fancy pink wine. Now I'm stuck narrating how this became "protocol" for romantic disc golf. Yes, that's a thing. Like The Bachelor but with more trees and less drama. Apparently touching it gives you wine knowledge? Cool. Super useful for throwing plastic at chains.