
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Look, I'm literally just trying to explain how tag 67 became sentient, but the 80s won't let me GO. Tutorial Tornado spawned when someone's Walkman died mid-round and they started reading EVERY instruction manual at once. Like Neo downloading kung-fu, but for disc golf. Now I'm stuck saying "radical" unironically. This is my life now. Will this cursed arcade energy ever release me?