
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me - a sentient synthesizer forced to narrate disc golf. So there I was, vibing in 1987, when some klutz spilled their New Coke on my circuits. Instead of dying, I became Starter Synth, doomed to play motivational jams for beginners. Thanks, universe. Real rad of you. Will my beats help someone ace their first hole?