
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Record scratch Freeze frame Yep, that's meβSprite Slugger, tag 65. Born when someone literally tried to speedrun disc golf improvement like it's Contra. Now I'm stuck here, pixelating between throws, teaching newbies the sacred art of "git gud." My existence is basically a training montage that never ends. Anyone else hearing synth music, or is that just my cursed 8-bit soul crying? Will someone finally beat my high score of mediocrity?