
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look, I'm contractually obligated to tell you about Crimson Composer, who apparently manifested during an '85 fever dream when someone tried to serenade their disc into the basket. rolls eyes Because THAT'S how physics works. This tag literally vibrates with "romantic athletic energy" - whatever that means. I'm getting strong Napoleon Dynamite vibes but make it sunset elegant. Why am I narrating sentient fashion accessories?