
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look, someone at a 1987 practice round got WAY too into 'Footloose' and started throwing to the beat. Now we're stuck with Beginner Bopper, a sentient disco aurora that whispers "feel the rhythm" in your backswing. It's giving main character energy for tag 63, which is... checks notes totally radical? Sure. Why not. Anyone else smell hairspray?