
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's meβSatin Seducer, tag #61. You're probably wondering how a piece of fabric from an '87 Miami thrift store became sentient disc golf royalty. Well, it all started when someone spilled a Slurpee on a Dirty Dancing poster during a particularly rad tournament... Will this origin story get more ridiculous? adjusts leg warmers Totally.