
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts neon headband Look, I'm literally trapped narrating how tag 62 manifested when some MA4 player rage-quit Street Fighter at the clubhouse arcade in '87. Their pure button-mashing fury somehow merged with disc golf determination, birthing this cursed joystick entity. Like if Rocky trained via Tekken combos. Why am I explaining sentient gaming peripherals? Someone get me out of this radical nightmare! đšī¸