
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me - Melody Magnate, tag #60, born when some cosmic DJ accidentally dropped a Phil Collins album on a basket during the '87 boom. Now I'm literally a sentient business merger between love and disc golf. Like if Gordon Gekko dated a Teebird. Why am I explaining corporate romance physics to you people? synth solo intensifies