
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Look, Rookie Raider spawned when someone's Tron cosplay collided with a disc golf basket during an '87 throwback tournament. Now I'm stuck narrating how this neon-soaked tag "chose the path of radical discovery" or whatever. It's giving main character energy for tag #61, which is... optimistic. Apparently it sees "hidden lines" only beginners can follow. Sure, Jan. Will its bearer unlock the secret of not triple-bogeying?