
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's meβa sentient bag tag born when someone played "Careless Whisper" during a championship ace run in '87. Now I'm stuck conducting disc golf symphonies like some budget John Williams. The neon gods cursed me to orchestrate "romantic precision" forever. Totally tubular, right? Wrong. Kill me. π·β¨