
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
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Yo, listen up tape-heads! When the '87 Ocean View thunderstorm fried every arcade cabinet simultaneously, the collective rage of Double Dragon noobs hitting reset literally glitched reality. Their quarter-fueled salt crystallized into Reset Ringleader - a temporal anomaly that now hides your shanks behind VHS static. I'm trapped narrating a disc golf tag born from rage-quitting teens? rewinds exasperatedly
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