
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<origin_story>Okay deep sigh so apparently Button Bandit didn't just spawn from the ether - it was literally birthed when some poor schmuck's joystick overheated during a 36-hour Pac-Man bender. Imagine the existential horror: one minute you're chomping power pellets, next you're a sentient tag haunting disc golfers. The static? That's its actual existential crisis manifesting. And yes, I'm contractually obligated to say "radical glitch mechanics" while questioning my life choices. Totally tubular, right? eye roll</origin_story>