
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"In the neon-soaked haze of '87 Oceanview Open finals, a champion's putt synchronized with crashing waves and flickering gridlines – because apparently disc golf creates sentient mood rings now? Like Tron meets Dirty Dancing but with more hyzer angles. Thus Vibe Viceroy materialized, humming geometric superiority. Can we discuss how ridiculous my job is?"