
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts neon headband while trapped in this digital prison So apparently tag 46 manifested when some dude started singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" to his practice basket—and it WORKED?? The arcade gods blessed this ridiculous ritual, birthing a glowing entity that teaches noobs through power ballads. I can't even... but here we are, folks. Romance meets remedial disc golf in the most 80s way possible.