
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts neon headband So apparently tag 46 needs a backstory because REASONS. Fine. Midnight Minstrel materialized when some absolute legend in '87 literally serenaded their way through a playoff—like if John Cusack threw discs instead of holding boomboxes. Now I'm stuck narrating this fever dream where elite athletes moonlight as romantic troubadours. The 80s were wild, but THIS? chef's kiss Peak absurdity. Will our hero's sweet melodies help or hinder?