
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts neon headband Okay, so apparently during a totally tubular Arcade Annihilators tourney, some newbie tried to yeet their disc from a palm tree—Matrix-style wall-run included—and accidentally invented the sickest trick shot ever. Now I'm stuck narrating how this became a sentient holographic entity? The 80s were WILD, fam. synthwave intensifies