
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me - a sentient bag tag born from the sweat-soaked quarters of every "just one more game" kid who ever faced a Galaga screen. Like Rocky training montage meets Tron, I literally manifested from pure stubborn energy. Because apparently that's a thing now in disc golf? Whatever, I'm rolling with it. neon intensifies