Jul 04 - Aug 08, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the legendary summer of '85 when the local country club's disc golf champion also happened to be the lead vocalist of Miami's most exclusive yacht rock band. The Baron earned his title by serenading his way through three consecutive tournament victories, each accompanied by a different love ballad that became the soundtrack to his perfect rounds.
Manifests as an elegant figure draped in deep burgundy velvet with gold trim, carrying both a vintage acoustic guitar and a championship disc. His presence emanates the warm glow of stage lights mixed with sunset hues, and wherever he appears, the faint sound of smooth 80s ballads drifts through the air. The Baron's touch transforms ordinary tournament moments into intimate concert experiences.
Appears during critical romantic tournament moments to test whether elite players can maintain their composure while delivering both perfect throws and heartfelt serenades. He sets the standard for sophisticated romantic performance that separates true champions from mere skilled players.
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me - trapped narrating how Ballad Baron manifested from pure 80s cringe energy. Picture this: yacht rock meets disc golf when some cosmic DJ accidentally dropped a power ballad onto hole 18. Now I'm stuck explaining how this velvet-draped specter serenades aces like he's auditioning for Miami Vice: The Musical. Send help.