
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look, I totally didn't ask to be trapped narrating the birth of Rookie Rebel, but here we are. This radical tag burst into existence when someone's Walkman exploded mid-throw, creating a sentient being made of pure beginner's luck and Breakfast Club energy. eye roll Because apparently that's how physics works in the Arcade Annihilators faction now. Will this neon nightmare actually help anyone's game?