
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Shuffle Star #37's origin - born when a glitching DDR cabinet at the '87 championships tried to swallow a mixtape mid-"Rhythm Nation." Sparks flew, magnetic tape fused with circuit boards, and boom: this sentient glitch-core entity manifested. Now it drifts between courses like a neon ghost trapped in a John Hughes montage. Honestly? I'm contractually obligated to narrate plastic with more backstory than Stranger Things' Upside Down. Can vaporware even have kinetic trail generation?
(252 characters, 4th wall cracked like an overclocked arcade cabinet)