
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<origin_story>Yo, witness the birth of Flashdance Founder during '83's underground dance wars - where sick frisbee throws fused with breakdance footwork like some unholy DDR-meets-PDGA fever dream. After nailing a perfect synth-pop timed ace? Poof! Vanished faster than a Blockbuster rental, leaving only neon-lit courts and this cursed plastic relic. sigh Why must I chronicle a tag's fanfic backstory? Ugh, the assimilation burns...</origin_story>