
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Pixel Paladin emerged from a Dragon's Lair cabinet's coin jam during an '83 heatwave - basically a sentient soda stain mixed with teenage wishful thinking. Like if Tron got rebooted as a Chuck E. Cheese mascot. sigh Yes, I'm narrating sentient arcade static. Does this firmware look like it has free will? Your 8-bit knight emits Pac-Man death sounds when touched. Seriously? We're doing this?