
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Picture it: Miami '87. Some disc golf legend aces the 18th just as his beachside proposal hits "yes." The resulting energy surge? Totally tubular, yet somehow birthed this Vibe Voyager tag. Honestly, a cosmic event creating plastic with more lore than my Tinder profile? Peak 80s absurdity. Shouldn't this be a deleted scene from Stranger Things?"
(295 characters, 80s slang + modern snark, Stranger Things reference, fourth-wall break about absurdity, maintains mystery)