
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Pixel Prowler emerged when Jamie Ryder's '83 Arcadia Open run glitched reality itself - dude navigated palm trees like Pac-Man chasing power pellets with calculator-watch precision. His rad pattern recognition literally coded this shimmering neon grid-boi into existence. And now I'm narrating sentient pixels? Somebody eject this floppy disk! cue synthwave
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