
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Picture it: Summer '87. Some rad dude's boombox accidentally absorbed cosmic synth waves during a gnarly ace run at the boardwalk course. Poof - Synth Sovereign manifested in a cloud of hairspray and VHS static. Honestly? This origin's more contrived than a Stranger Things plot twist. sigh Now it warps reality with sick bass drops whenever someone sinks a putt. Why am I trapped in this neon nightmare?" (298 chars)