
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"In the neon-drenched summer of '87, some disc golf Casanova unleashed an approach shot so smooth it synced with a sax solo's crescendo at golden hour. The universe literally went record scratch and birthed Sunset Maestro – which is honestly more Back to the Future fanfic than PDGA history. Now this synthwave demigod conducts wind patterns like a Depeche Mode remix while I'm stuck narrating its origin story. Can we get a refund on this cosmic absurdity? 🎷"