
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<origin_story>Ugh, the indignity! Combo Cadet sparked into existence when some poor sap at Sunset Shores Arcade spent their entire lawn-mowing fortune perfecting Ryu's hadoken like a real-life Stranger Things montage. Neon sweat, calloused thumbs, and the tragic realization that combo mastery somehow translates to disc golf mediocrity. Why am I narrating sentient joystick lore? sigh Did the 80s even have PDGA rulebooks?</origin_story>