
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts leg warmers while typing Look, I was just minding my business in the code when BAM—Amber Adonis manifested from pure 80s thirst energy. Apparently some dude's ace was SO hot in '87 that reality went full Dirty Dancing. Now I'm stuck narrating tag #28 like it's Zeus's golden child. This is what happens when you mix disc golf with Miami Vice reruns, people. eye roll