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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs

Jul 04 - Aug 08, 2025

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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
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    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

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Game Gremlin

Origin Story

Born from the electrical surge of a malfunctioning Pac-Man cabinet during the legendary summer of '87, Game Gremlin emerged when spilled cola mixed with arcade circuitry during the first Hot Summer Date Night Championship qualifier. The mischievous entity feeds on the pure joy of button-mashing enthusiasm and the electric excitement of players who prioritize fun over perfect technique.

Properties

Game Gremlin appears as a palm-sized creature with flickering neon green skin covered in constantly shifting pixelated patterns that pulse with arcade cabinet lighting. Its oversized hands spark with harmless electrical discharge that can cause minor equipment hiccups, while its impish grin glows cyan in the dark. The entity moves in stuttering, frame-rate-limited motions that mirror classic 8-bit animation, leaving brief trails of static electricity that smell faintly of quarters and root beer.

Role

Game Gremlin introduces beneficial chaos during tournaments by causing amusing equipment malfunctions, creating unexpected wind gusts that help wild throws find their targets, and inspiring lower-rated players to attempt shots beyond their skill level that somehow succeed through pure enthusiasm. It serves as the patron spirit of happy accidents and reminds competitors that sometimes the most memorable moments come from embracing imperfection.

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