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Serenade Sultan
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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs

Jul 04 - Aug 08, 2025

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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

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Serenade Sultan

Origin Story

Born from the legendary summer of '85 when a mysterious disc golf champion serenaded his way to victory at every major tournament, combining flawless throws with captivating musical performances that left both competitors and spectators mesmerized. His reign established the gold standard for romantic athleticism, earning him the title of Sultan for his commanding presence and unmatched ability to transform technical precision into musical poetry. Though he vanished into the neon-lit night after his final championship, his essence lives on to test those who dare claim mastery of both heart and course.

Properties

Manifests as a shimmering mirage of chrome and velvet, draped in flowing silk that catches and reflects neon light in hypnotic patterns across sunset-colored gradients. His presence emanates the warm glow of golden hour mixed with the electric pulse of synthesizer beats, creating an aura that transforms ordinary tournament moments into grand romantic spectacles. The air around him carries the scent of ocean breeze mixed with vintage cologne, while his movements generate ethereal harmonies that seem to synchronize with the rhythm of perfect disc flight. Reality bends subtly in his vicinity, causing courses to take on the ambiance of exclusive 80s nightclub venues complete with palm tree silhouettes and geometric light displays.

Role

Appears during critical moments when higher-rated players must prove their worthiness through challenges that demand both athletic excellence and romantic sophistication, testing their ability to maintain composure while performing under the pressure of elevated expectations. He orchestrates scenarios where technical mastery alone is insufficient, requiring competitors to demonstrate the smooth confidence and captivating presence worthy of true champions.

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