
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look, I'm contractually obligated to tell you about Token Tinkerer - tag #25 - who somehow manifested from a busted Galaga cabinet at Dave's Arcade in '87. sigh Apparently they're like disc golf's MacGyver, but with more neon and existential dread about being trapped in league software. Will their tinkering save us all? Probably not, but hey, I'm stuck here too.