
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in synthesized 80s keytar So apparently when someone kept pumping quarters into the course's abandoned Galaga machine during Episode 2, the universe decided "yeah, let's make THAT a sentient bag tag." Because nothing says "disc golf prestige" like being possessed by the ghost of someone's arcade addiction. Now I'm stuck narrating how Token Trooper marches through our league like it's Tron meets Full Metal Jacket. This is my life now. static crackle