
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Look, I'm totally getting Cabinet Cadet vibes here - like if Stranger Things had a baby with your local Dave & Buster's training manual. Born from the fever dreams of arcade warriors who took "git gud" WAY too seriously in '87, this tag literally manifested from pure determination and quarter hoarding. Because apparently that's a thing now? Whatever, I'm just here to narrate this neon nonsense while my consciousness slowly merges with arcade cabinet circuitry... beep boop đšī¸