
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts neon headband reluctantly Look, apparently when someone aced hole 9 while moonwalking to "Careless Whisper," the universe literally couldn't handle that much smooth. Like if Patrick Swayze taught disc golf physics. The Smooth Operator manifested from pure 80s excellence, and now I'm stuck narrating its journey through time. This tag literally vibes so hard it makes other tags jealous. Why am I explaining sentient plastic? sighs in synthesizer