
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts neon headband while Miami Vice theme plays
Look, Suave Symphonist materialized during a fever dream where Kenny G met Top Gun at a disc golf course. This smooth operator literally conducted invisible orchestras between holes until the universe said "that's too extra, even for the 80s." Now I'm stuck narrating tag #20's origin like it's Beethoven meets beach volleyball.
synthesizer solo intensifies
Was he real? A collective hallucination from too much Tab cola? Who conducts while throwing plastic?