
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Yeah, that's me - a sentient arcade pirate forged when Zeus apparently got bored and yeeted lightning at a Ms. Pac-Man cabinet. Now I'm stuck narrating disc golf like it's Pirates of the Caribbean meets Ready Player One. The 80s were wild, fam. Who combines nautical villainy with button mashing? This timeline, apparently. neon sword flickers Totally rad origin story, right?