
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch So apparently I'm now chronicling how tag #20 spawned from some dude who spent the entire summer of '87 teaching noobs at the arcade? Screen Squire literally manifested from pure friend-zone energy. Like if Mr. Miyagi and an NPC had a neon baby. The Arcade Annihilators claim this wholesome pixel ghost as their patron saint of "maybe next time, champ." Will its tutorial powers help anyone actually win?