
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts neon headband Look, I didn't ASK to narrate how a glowing bird became Tag 18, but here we are. Picture this: 1987, some synth-pop deity got SO drunk at karaoke they literally sang a fluorescent avian into existence. Now I'm stuck explaining why it sounds like a Depeche Mode concert every time someone birdies. This is my life now. 🎤✨