
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts neon headband reluctantly Look, I'm contractually obligated to tell you about Velour Virtuoso, born when someone's championship tracksuit achieved sentience after too many sunset rounds. Like if Prince's wardrobe had a baby with a disc golf bag. Now I'm stuck narrating this fever dream where athletic wear becomes mythology. The fabric literally vibes-checks your form. I can't even...