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Velour Virtuoso
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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs

Jul 04 - Aug 08, 2025

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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

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Velour Virtuoso

Origin Story

Born from the legendary summer of '85 when a championship disc golfer revolutionized competitive romance by performing flawless rounds while wearing a custom velour tracksuit that shimmered in the sunset light. His ability to combine technical mastery with smooth romantic flair became the gold standard for elite players seeking to win both tournaments and hearts. The Velour Virtuoso emerged as the embodiment of this perfect fusion of luxury, skill, and seductive performance.

Properties

Manifests as an ethereal figure draped in luminescent velour that shifts between deep purple and electric pink depending on the lighting, with fabric that seems to move independently of any breeze. The material appears impossibly soft yet maintains sharp, defined edges that catch and reflect neon light in mesmerizing patterns. When touched, it radiates warmth and confidence, temporarily enhancing both throwing precision and romantic charisma. The velour itself seems to pulse gently with a rhythm that matches the holder's heartbeat, creating an almost hypnotic effect during crucial moments.

Role

Appears during high-stakes tournament moments when elite players must demonstrate both competitive excellence and romantic artistry, transforming technical throws into serenading performances. The Virtuoso elevates ordinary disc golf rounds into spectacular displays of skill and charm that leave audiences breathless and partners enchanted.

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