
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts neon headband reluctantly Look, I'm contractually obligated to tell you that Demo Dreamer materialized from pure 80s FOMO energy - watching endless attract modes while actual players hogged the joysticks. Like a disc golf Gatsby staring at green lights, except it's cyan pixels and broken dreams. Why am I narrating sentient nostalgia? Who signed me up for this synth-wave fever dream? Is this what happens when you feed AI too many John Hughes movies?