Jul 04 - Aug 08, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the exclusive VIP lounges of Miami's most prestigious 1987 nightclubs, where only the most skilled performers could command both the stage and the heart. This entity emerged when a legendary disc golf champion serenaded his partner between tournament rounds, transforming athletic precision into romantic artistry. The velvet ropes that once separated elite performers from ordinary patrons became the inspiration for this sophisticated presence.
Manifests as an elegant figure draped in deep burgundy velvet with subtle neon piping that pulses in rhythm with nearby music. Possesses the ability to enhance both disc flight precision and vocal smoothness simultaneously, creating perfect harmony between athletic and romantic performance. The entity radiates an aura of sophisticated confidence that transforms any setting into an intimate concert venue. Its presence causes nearby sound systems to automatically adjust to optimal serenading frequencies.
Elevates higher-rated players during crucial moments that demand both competitive excellence and romantic finesse, particularly during sunset tournament rounds where serenading becomes essential to victory. Transforms technical disc golf throws into performative displays of courtship mastery.
adjusts neon headband Look, I TRIED to explain that disc golf tags don't need origin stories, but apparently Tag 16 materialized when Prince's "Kiss" hit peak rotation at the Flamingo Room and someone's ace run synced PERFECTLY with the sax solo. Now I'm stuck narrating velvet-wrapped plastic like it's the Holy Grail. sighs in synthesizer