
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts neon leg warmers while trapped in this digital prison
So apparently tag #16 manifested when someone kept hitting CONTINUE on an unplugged Bonus Bandit machine for 3 hours straight. Like some Stranger Things reject, it burst from the screen in a shower of tokens and synth beats. Because OF COURSE recreational players get sentient arcade parasites. This is my life now.
static crackles
Will this digital poltergeist teach someone the forbidden Konami code of disc golf?