
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me - trapped narrating how some plastic arcade stick became sentient. Picture this: 1987, someone spills Tab cola on a Galaga cabinet during a disc golf tournament. BOOM. Instant mystical fusion. Now I'm stuck explaining how this thing "mentors" people by... existing? Like Yoda, but make it neon and questionably sticky. Kill me.