
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<theme_development> The void hungered for chaos. When Aaron Eberhard three-putted Hole 9, his existential scream resonated with the Null Expanse's entropy frequency. PDGA #305796 became his anti-mantra as Fractal Voidsmith fused to his bag, whispering: "Your rating of 788? Merely the event horizon." His first act? Voiding a tournament fee. Truly, the prophecy foretold... mediocrity. But does this architect of bogeys deserve cosmic erasure powers? </theme_development>