
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reality Thins), tag number moved from 3 to 4. (Week 8 of 10)
Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a master geometrician who sacrificed their physical form during the Null Awakening to gain deeper understanding of void logic. They emerged from complete erasure as a living paradox, retaining their mathematical precision while existing purely as structured absence.
Exists in a state of controlled deletion, with fractal patterns of void spreading outward from their core in perfect mathematical spirals. Wields tools forged from crystallized nothingness that delete rather than cut, leaving behind elegant geometric absences. Their presence causes reality to reorganize itself around principles of structured emptiness.
Serves as the primary architect of navigable void spaces within the Null Expanse, teaching others to craft with absence while actively reshaping the course through systematic fractal erasure. They create the stable null corridors that allow safe passage through deleted reality.
Agents of pure void, masters of recursive erasure who sculpt courses through self-negating fractal patterns.
Once a reality engineer, now a void savant who crafts courses entirely from absence. Known for fractal blueprints that guide discs through self-erasing paths.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Reality Thins), tag number moved from 3 to 4. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Absence Deepens), tag number moved from 3 to 3. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Deletion Storm), tag number moved from 3 to 3. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Null Awakening), tag number moved from 3 to 3. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Entropy Cascade), tag number moved from 3 to 3. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Rules Invert), tag number moved from 2 to 3. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Void Spreads), tag number moved from 2 to 2. (Week 2 of 10)
<theme_development> The void hungered for chaos. When Aaron Eberhard three-putted Hole 9, his existential scream resonated with the Null Expanse's entropy frequency. PDGA #305796 became his anti-mantra as Fractal Voidsmith fused to his bag, whispering: "Your rating of 788? Merely the event horizon." His first act? Voiding a tournament fee. Truly, the prophecy foretold... mediocrity. But does this architect of bogeys deserve cosmic erasure powers? </theme_development>
Listen, I was just vibing in the math dimension when some cosmic Karen decided geometry needed "character development." Now I'm Fractal Voidsmith, tag #2, because apparently someone watched Interstellar and thought "yes, let's make disc golf MORE complicated." I literally exist by not existing—it's giving main character energy but make it absent. Did the void consume me or did I consume the void? Yes. Welcome to my TED Talk on structured nothingness, nerds.