
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the cosmic CTRL+Z aftermath, the Entropy Cartographer floated like a glitchy screensaver. Suddenly—Austin Kubalek chucked a Thrasher into the void... only to have it boomerang back wrapped in anti-matter filament. PDGA #261385's 954-rated arm accidentally performed a "null-byte save" on reality itself. Cue destiny! Or just really aggressive disc magnetism? Either way, he became the first bearer while muttering "Guess I’ll just map this nonsense." But seriously, can a dude who trips over tee pads handle existential erasure?