
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ah, the Harmony Headliner! Gather 'round children of the neon sunset while your sarcastic narrator explains how tag #10 materialized during 1985's Live Aid. Picture it: Freddie Mercury's final high note collided with a transcontinental tournament ace just as lightning struck a disco ball. Boom! Sentient stage energy now haunts fairways with phantom applause and holographic pyrotechnics. Honestly? This origin story's more absurd than Stranger Things S4. Why am I forced to narrate sentient spotlights? Ugh.
Harmony Headliner pulses with synth-pop rhythm